The 5 Word Story

and caused lots of problems

with the Bishop’s wife when

she found some dirty knickers

in his cassock as he

forgot to remove them along

a ■■■■■■■■■ pube from

the black boy in Hungerford

who had seen to the

sisters of mercy’s dire needs

ignoring the actress who by

then was getting very desperate

so she had the Dean

of Radnorshire to seek

another word to make five

looks like the calculator failed

or the toe’s look blurred

may have moved to Morecambe

where everything gets blurred with

time and being full of

sheep muck which make eyelids