The 5 Word Story

■■■■ flaps like a Scania

which shows the power of

a wheelclamp when making love

to a Reliant three wheeler

which will topple over if

someone inside , or outside ■■■■■

on it’s bonnet and then

the plastic breaks up in

great big lumps and drops

n the Bishop’s lower leg

and he don’t like that

neither did the actress who

had to bend over and

pull his wire from her

her corset , which was cutting

his goolies off as he

tried to dismount the tandem

which was a big bike

with a very small saddle

which gave a hard ride