the local two legged donkey
who lived in South Wales
and drove for John Raymond
in the 70,s when life
was gorgeous like the girls
that hung around street corners
selling their wares, quite cheaply
and gave away crabs free.
only if you wanted them
in a basket with gonerra
and a large fizzy drink
sweet girls to stir the
cockles of any mans heart
whilst driving him into a
very early grave with her
constant demands for the other
69 positions of the karmasutra
when wearing a top hat
trying number 69 singing Jerusalem
in a aisle at Sainsbury’s