The 5 Word Story

if you were not fussy

She’d let you play with

HER CAT IF ■■■■ NOT

about,as he gets nasty

seeing the ■■■■■ licking ■■■■■

but he likes to watch

Monty Pythons Flying Circus` repeats

or the original dads army

which still makes me laugh

sure does,you can’t beat

those famous words ,… " Stupid Boy ! "

“Pike” dont tell your name

to the local vicars daughter

who drove a white van

full of communion alter wine

from the nearby Lidl shop

she’d drunk half the order

meant for the convent ■■■■■■■■■

she was last seen having

a long stiff one with