The 5 Word Story

sheep had invaded the Churchyard

looking for somewhere to have

a rock concert with all

the ■■■■■■■■ rockers and roller’s

and the Runcorn Young Farmers

and the Quarrymens Tippers Club

the Foden two stroke band

, the Gardner 8 Pot Ensemble ,

,the Guy Big J 40

piece orchestra with bass guitars

and some very good fiddlers

band leaders and trumpet blowers

from just north of Blackpool

and west of the pennines

where the piles of bull

aimings on a pub dartboard

don’t get hit very often

but keep piling higher as

blindness is common up there

especially in the case of