drove us all to drink
the cheap stuff as we
are up for a bargain
drink because money is short
so is Don Estell but
Snow White who came from
Sodding Chipbury couldn’t tell the
length of anything other than
what the vicar had in
the pulpit which was very
long and kept knocking the
hymn book over and causing
the verger to bang his
head on the font and
fall over , landing on the
parsons nose and he didn’t
mind that as the parson
was too busy swigging sherry
and pulling the verger’s wire
fence back up again after