have heard that one before 
wouldn’t get off the runway
without some strong knicker elastic
to stop them dropping easily
the quicker they’re off the
person and on bedroom floor
the quicker they get washed
Ta Chuck said Jordan they…
in the hoover twin tub
or in the dolly tub
go knickerless until they’re dry
Was what her mother said
Beezle will teach you reversing
just don’t go bending over
While passing along the soap? 
whilst using the public showers
I met a lovely lady…
Whose armpits were rather hairy
And when I looked down
I couldn’t help but frown