The 5 Word Story

the track and over the

hill batting for other side

of the border for freedom

of speech, which is lacking

these politically correct daft days

with Cameron at the helm

its going downhill very rapidly

like a lusty lady`s knickers

Johnny Rotten has freed them…

fitted with rather loose elastic

looking for a birthday present

I might have her needs

when ■■■■ suddenly takes over

And lose control upside down

not funny in an aeroplane

consuming your drink and meal

stay on terra firma,much

nicer, I don’t like flying

I cannot fly one inch

is not quite long enough