The 5 Word Story

out of stick down Stainsmore

rushing to the next quarry

tipper men paying their wages

of fear , as the film

means londons burning! oh… look

Hell Drivers returns to the

café for yet another brew

Of too strong, milky tea

for keeping lead in’t pencil

for Chinese puzzle log books

Urgh,milky tea, horrible stuff

Tea little milk no sugar

plum fairies on my toast

Before a big fat roast

complete with all the trimmings

its Ant and Dec back…

and a cracker for all

with a goodly cheese portion

with bottle of fine wine

can I settle for whisky