before she threw him outside
it can only mean trouble… 
into the arms of the
local police , who were calling
in for their Christmas box
and anything else they could
stuff in a Range Rover
the perks of the job
for Pinky and Perky plod
being replaced by speed camera’s
and hobby bobby pcso’s specials
Oh’ you mean pantomime police
Similar the non existent coppers
i have in my pocket
ideal if pockets are holed
and dropping coins for them
knowing how skint they are
when a red sky at night
disappearing very very fast now
chasing after speeding lorry drivers