Makes a lots of salad
and puts smiles on faces
The Vicar was very happy! 
to oblige the panting organist
and make the verger blush
as she was his wife
but looked like a “feller”
a tree feller in drag
all clergy look like that
ugly gits with long frocks
and frilly knickers hidden underneath
the arches,an everyday story
while I contemplate my death…
wall ride at Bell Vue
using only a mountain bike
and a strong bungee rope
attached around the neck area
for use as a seatbelt
for the ■■■■■ vicar’s bird
who was well into ■■■■■■■