load on Santa’s sleigh and
thelongdrag:
load on Santa’s sleigh and
Dozy forgets to strap it
He should use ropes then.
Struggles to tie boot laces
together,but he can drive
stobarts profits down with accidents
caused by the elves not
being experts at bridge demolition
so reverse and try again 
but most manage first attempt
except them that come second.
and have to wait for
When Dale Winton is after …
the next undamaged railway bridge
Useless coppers waste of space
the modern washing machine is
A ■■■■■ lady’s best friend
a long green cucumber
Dave the Renegade:
a long green cucumber
It’s the five word game? 
a VERY long green cucumber 