The 5 Word Story

that’s not fair to anyone

except Cornish transvestites who like

who like anything that’s feminine

to scare off the grockles

who live in the old

shed used by the beast

of Bolsover who is a

imposter of beast of bodmin

moor that ate all the

lost and lonely people on

toast followed by a cup

or two of fresh blood

from the blood bank where

the unsuspecting make a deposit

of something not really wanted

like a verucca and piles

of dog turds and cat

powered Fodens that only just

manage out of the yard

on a good day with