hubbard that lived in a
cupboard , with her white dog
that worried farmer giles’s sheep
so much that farmer Giles
filled it with lead shot
and some manky dog meat
fresh from the local McDonalds
just down the road from
Ahmeds Kebab van that sells
poisoned food of every kind
a right proper Salmonella outfit
fitted into a Scania tipper
the biggest load of rubbish
ever to be fly tipped
on this poor unexpecting country
Don’t mention the Scania 80
Never would Harry too upsetting!
biggest load of crap ever
to leave the Scania factory
I was lumbered with one