The 5 Word Story

with Rosie an old biddy

who worked at the weighbridge

who’s nickname was two-ton Tessie

harry_gill:
who’s nickname was two-ton Tessie

who loved eating at PizzaExpresss

just around the corner from

McDonald’s another port of call

for Muckaway and Rosie who

very knowledgeable about junk food

and can’t get enough of

altitude:
and can’t get enough of

traditional english fish and chips

from a British chip shop

Dave the Renegade:
from a British chip shop

in Scarborough by the sea

or Whitby where there better

if you don’t eat them

best chip shop in UK

or the seagulls don’t beat

or crap on your food

Dave the Renegade:
or crap on your food

does not happen in Whitby

sod all happens in Whitby

someones in for a haircut