The 5 Word Story

[harry_gill]

add ■■■■ to the mix

[jerrikan]

that’s the only way to

[dave_the_renegade]

clean her dirty smelly feet

[harry_gill]

does anyone drink wine yuk

[pete_smith]

only lager or whisky myself

[harry_gill]

same here no donkey ■■■■

[dave_the_renegade]

from the seaside town of

[harry_gill]

Blackpool where I’m going soon

[altitude]

to drink all their whisky

[cattle_wagon_man]

and climb the famous Tower

[altitude]

of Pisa just over the

[dave_the_renegade]

the briny in spaghetti land

[harry_gill]

I remember when I could

[altitude]

drink more than a thirsty

[dave_the_renegade]

ferret with a big thirst

[cattle_man_stan]

Dave the Renegade:
ferret with a big thirst

who got lost in Oxfordshire

[cattle_wagon_man]

when following “Muckaway” `s loaded tipper

[altitude]

at 38mph all the way

[cattle_wagon_man]

to Greggs , to buy doughnuts

[cattle_man_stan]

cattle wagon man:
to Greggs , to buy doughnuts

then he drank scrumpy cider