mumbling some ones pinched model
of the Pub`s beer barrel
from a model lorry display
A wandrin’ star, mud can …
at Truckfest , Great Malvern Showground
sob wink say no more
back in the real world
the sane people keep going
loony and have too seek
jobs as redneck tipper drivers
who keep the wheels turning
towards laybys for a kip
after a hard days work
listening to D.T.R
`s tipper stories
listening to whinger at Gaydon
telling tales of his big
green Karrier Bantam when loaded
with two sparrows and a
big fat goliath driving it
powered by a hair drier