building toys and green models
of tiny live stock transporters
which are smelly adblue producers
that make normal drivers go
All weak at the knees
twenty four hours from tulsa 
and beat a hasty retreat
back to the safety of
the south of the country
for a pint or two
of Butty Bach from Herefordshire
because it puts lead in
in the old vicars pencil
that he keeps in the
vestry to practice the organ
Leaving on a jet plane
cos i was born under
and write next Sundays sermon
and tickle the verger’s goolies
with the Radnorshire Old Timers