Tree, untill he fell and
luckily landed on jordans chest 
but the recoil sent him
flying into ant and decs…
Box of spiders and snakes…
He shouted Im a Celebrity
Get me out of here
“No chance! You’re staying there!”
said the great british public!..
Which annoyed him very much …
so much so he said…
I’ve had enough of this…
and walked over to Ant…
and dec and said “noooooooooooooo” 
i want to write more
mind numbingly boring records like…
the ones i have done
already which have been bought
so lets get ready to
rumble. taking the proverbial out…