comfort on there way through 
and some packets of walkers …
…test the latest version, which…
Crisps,as well as nuts…
Ouch the gentleman screamed because
one of them stood on
A broken nut shell and …
thought thats enough for compensation! 
He phoned his lawyer, who …
adviced him to go and…
find the largest neck brace
And a corset for his
unfeasibly large appendage which had
A wart on the end
that was the size of
peter andre`s little acorn apparently (celebrity/jungle/jordan etc etc)
who fancied Jordan like mad
but soon realised his insania
good 1 metalhead
and took to the jungle…
and swung from tree to …