as its buried in snow
So no ladder is needed
being a shortarse is OK
Only till the snow melts
which isn’t very often there
So your stuck dirty windows
don`t need any curtains drawn
steamy windows would help also
those on outside seeing nowt 
not many outside in Alaska
just the wooly sort looking
for something to eat or
to dance the night away
with a wolf or bear
which is nice to stroke
until they bite and kill
and then truck net uk
came to the rescue of
the driver in hot bother
when his air-conditioning packed up