The 5 Word Story

  • there`s more than one “Dave” :slight_smile:

is there really always knowing

you might have been cloned :neutral_face:

I have seen myself walking

in a Hall of Mirrors

It scared me to death

as unsure what it was

a fat or thin reflection

bevelled mirrors improve my looks

Nothing will improve my looks

nor mine, not that bothered

I’m happy to be ugly

comes in handy seeing off

bad dogs and Jehovahs Winesses

Even door to door salesmen

selling double glazing for igloos

and any other undesirable creatures

Alaska for a cheap quote

where its triple glazing and

Does not need any cleaning