bury the waste from the
rusty transit van with windows
which is still in use
by the Dingles in Emmerdale
if you say so Sir
Jackie Stewart tuned it up
with a haggis from his
From his posh Scottish estate
only a three legged one
with a knapsack on its
back, containing soggy tomato sarnies
Vodka and coke, said Florence …
soaked in cold sweet tea
laced with finest single malt
which would help to sleep
a good solid eight hours
or until the missus awakes
everybody because of her snoring
which vibrates throughout the house
loosening all the bathroom tiles