like Jordan in 32a bra
when along came the Vicar
who offered an uplifting sermon
about all things considered to
blessed in the greatest manner
of which all things equal
dont like em being imbalanced
so they are off centre
so I kicked his arse
and calibrated his cheeks to
tight shut and dead centred
to align the off course
so another good kick may
be required to get it
Back to it’s required position
in its rightful place near
and the seat of approval
would be hard to sit
on a spade to dig
the big massive hole to