five four three two one
was a 1960`s pop song
only Country and Western here
or the pitch fork clan
who wouldn’t know how to
do a merry dance or
use a pitchfork to haul
big steamy piles of manure
and spread them on the
england teams clothes and cars
which blended nicely with their
very poor performance in the
World Cup games this summer
and any other time really
because they earn to much
money which is a scandle
and will come crashing down
around them when they are
cut down to size as
they’re very small to me