The 5 Word Story

[harry_gill]

wife’s birthday daren’t miss that

[cattle_wagon_man]

or youre in deep` trouble

[harry_gill]

and moreso for THE anniversary

[cattle_wagon_man]

when “Harry” made his vows

[harry_gill]

said them praying for forgiveness

[cattle_wagon_man]

after Holly Willowboobies became famous

[tango_boy]

and her friend Fern Cotton

[dave_the_renegade]

and all of the cotton

[cattle_wagon_man]

buds that need picking by

[dave_the_renegade]

white slave owners who bullied

[tango_boy]

the younger members of the

[cattle_wagon_man]

bonzo dog do dah band

[harry_gill]

one who had a tail

[cattle_wagon_man]

pipe with a whistle end

[harry_gill]

sounded like a Leyland 600

[cattle_wagon_man]

• no , …he`s a ■■■■■■■■ accent -

[dave_the_renegade]

don’t mean anything to bullies

[cattle_wagon_man]

on the Sunday School annual bash

[dave_the_renegade]

who couldn’t count to five

[cattle_wagon_man]

• there was only four , innit -