let the idle rich walk
getting wages under false pretences
and squandering money and wasting
all the fans time and
disrupting the T.V. soap programmes
and fans wasting money watching
adverts for more footy matches
played by proper professional footballers
who have a cosseted lifestyle
and playing away with other
birds all over the place
who’s a pretty boy then
before it crapped on Parson
,vicar , organist , bishop , and verger ,
as it flew around the
pub backwards ,…- it was drunk 
as was the vicar singing…
Cartoon Network every night at…
it’ll vanish up it’s arse
and then be spitting feathers