The 5 Word Story

nowt right with Scania 80s

or Renault premiums any age

nowt to do with Premiums

but they are sheds thou

comparable with the England team

no they are ■■■■■ mate

so are the England team

needing some strong prune juice

Championship Wrestling, shown live on …

can do for the crap

at the back last night

and rest of the team

need it stuffed up their

already-overflowing fat bank accounts

which will soon be blown

on betting that Italy will

do everything they can to

stop this bunch of poofs

who can pack their bags

and thumb a lift home