now we all no it,s coming up to xmas sooner than we would like the kid,s saying i want this blah blah but what u all getting ur partner,s for xmas if your like me pot,s and pan,s or do u wait for ■■■■■ to drop ideas in your head for week,s and then she say,s (how did you no wanted this )
I’m going to buy Mrs Monk an iron.
Its all hidden in the wardrobe for the kids, misses is getting a new mobile which is on its way we are all organised for once, everything bought and wrapped ready to roll normally i hate people like me but hey theres a first time for everything.
Teddy if i called my mrs a ■■■■■ i`d be getting a tent and a small plot of land in our back yard 
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I’ll give you a little tip about buying presents for the wife.
If you ask her what she wants for Christmas and she says “You should know what I want”, then that means she wants a Playstation 2.
Harry Monk:
I’ll give you a little tip about buying presents for the wife.If you ask her what she wants for Christmas and she says “You should know what I want”, then that means she wants a Playstation 2.
JB:
Teddy if i called my mrs a ■■■■■ i`d be getting a tent and a small plot of land in our back yard
UNDER THE THUMB THEN MATE U CARNT SPEAK UR MIND
Just hope the girlfriend doesn’t want the house festooned with lights like THIS 
For those interested the song is;
Trans-Siberian Orchestra; “Wizards in Winter”