Don’t you just love that look of Horror on their little Chimp Faces when you pull into a small Keyline/Jewsons/Travis depot in your Curtainsider, they’re expecting 26 pallets/26 tons (put your lift axle down for extra effect, making you look heavy) & you’ve only got 2 pallets on for them. [emoji1]
New World Record- in & out of Keyline, Treforest, Cardiff in 6 minutes. [emoji106]
Not forgetting to contact the yard supervisor before entering yard, regardless that it will often bring the street to a standstill. A driver couldn’t possibly negotiate the problem of “is there already a lorry on the unloading pod, or not? Should I enter, or not?”.
If you can’t give someone a decent wage, as the old adage goes, give them a job title.
But then they want to know why ‘they’ sent such a big truck with only two pallets. Never mind the 6 drops you did before you got there.