ETS:
You’re not a real professional if you can’t pour yourself a drink from the flask while lighting up a cig and skipping the ads on youtube at the same time without triggering the lane departure system.
or make yourself a cup of tea/ coffee and get the buscuits out of the overhead locker . I find the cruise control to be a great help when pouring the water into the kettle .
beefy4605:
ETS:
You’re not a real professional if you can’t pour yourself a drink from the flask while lighting up a cig and skipping the ads on youtube at the same time without triggering the lane departure system.or make yourself a cup of tea/ coffee and get the buscuits out of the overhead locker . I find the cruise control to be a great help when pouring the water into the kettle .
Pretenders. I often made bacon and eggs on the move. Or of an evening a pork chop and fried potatoes. It’s perfectly safe, I’ve never injured anyone. I’ve put a truck on its side in a ditch and left myself dying in a smashed up car but I’ve never injured anyone. Accusations that I was cooking fondue when I crashed the lorry are unfounded and lies spread by haters jealous of my legendary standing within the industry. It was actually cheese on toast. And it is always worth it when melted cheese and good toast are involved, I’ve no regrets.
switchlogic:
beefy4605:
ETS:
You’re not a real professional if you can’t pour yourself a drink from the flask while lighting up a cig and skipping the ads on youtube at the same time without triggering the lane departure system.or make yourself a cup of tea/ coffee and get the buscuits out of the overhead locker . I find the cruise control to be a great help when pouring the water into the kettle .
Pretenders. I often made bacon and eggs on the move. Or of an evening a pork chop and fried potatoes. It’s perfectly safe, I’ve never injured anyone. I’ve put a truck on its side in a ditch and left myself dying in a smashed up car but I’ve never injured anyone. Accusations that I was cooking fondue when I crashed the lorry are unfounded and lies spread by haters jealous of my legendary standing within the industry. It was actually cheese on toast. And it is always worth it when melted cheese and good toast are involved, I’ve no regrets.
All hail the Switch lol
Have to ask - what variety of cheese do you recommend for a good cheese toastie ?
I used to be very much a mature cheddar man but since Brexit I’ve stopped buying British food in protest*, so love a nice Gouda toastie. Or Gouda and Emmenthal, though being Swiss and not in EU I’ve stopped eating that too as a protest at the EU haters.
*Being serious though i do love a Gouda toastie, with salt and white pepper.
rigsby:
Derbyshire police are pushing for a15% increase in council tax , so they obviously aren’t catching enough of those terrible , lethal crisp eating truckers . Must try harder chaps , we can’t afford the rise . It doesn’t matter that we hardly see a plod in Buxton and they don’t like to arrest anyone as they have to take them to Chesterfield where the nearest magistrates court is .
Any increase in council tax should be met with absolute outcry,the local councils have had most of the staff on furlough claiming the money from central government,they’ve done F.A apart from moan about the pandemic,the tier system was a money maker for them,they argued to be put in higher tiers for the extra money,my neighbour hasn’t been to work since March(furloughed works for the council) but they employed people to go around dishing fines out to pubs for breaking rules that they deemed not obeying,the bin men are the only ones who’s carried on as normal,Absolute joke,greedy ■■■■■■■ councils…
switchlogic:
Pretenders. I often made bacon and eggs on the move. Or of an evening a pork chop and fried potatoes. It’s perfectly safe, I’ve never injured anyone. I’ve put a truck on its side in a ditch and left myself dying in a smashed up car but I’ve never injured anyone. Accusations that I was cooking fondue when I crashed the lorry are unfounded and lies spread by haters jealous of my legendary standing within the industry. It was actually cheese on toast. And it is always worth it when melted cheese and good toast are involved, I’ve no regrets.
Hopefully the cooker is universally mounted so that the truck being at 90 degrees to the vertical didn’t stop you cooking the cheese on toast.Although having to stand on the door, whichever side was down, while searching for undamaged plates around your feet and having to turn on the hazards and then eating it, must have been inconvenient.
From memory I’ve never seen a truck on its side with the hazard lights flashing vertically and the driver using the opportunity for a 45 minute break eating cheese on toast while waiting for recovery to put it back on its wheels and carry on with the job.Truly a legend.
Carryfast:
Truly a legend.
One for framing and putting on the wall
I’ve been sitting watching TV and lost control of a bag of crisps so I appreciate the danger.
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switchlogic:
Pretenders. I often made bacon and eggs on the move. Or of an evening a pork chop and fried potatoes. It’s perfectly safe, I’ve never injured anyone. I’ve put a truck on its side in a ditch and left myself dying in a smashed up car but I’ve never injured anyone. Accusations that I was cooking fondue when I crashed the lorry are unfounded and lies spread by haters jealous of my legendary standing within the industry. It was actually cheese on toast. And it is always worth it when melted cheese and good toast are involved, I’ve no regrets.
But did you trigger the lane departure warning?
