“I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.”
“In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.”
“This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.”
“The toilet seat is cracked. Where do I stand?”
“I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.”
“Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.”
“Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.”
“The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.”
“Will you please send someone to mend our broken path. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.”
