The Pope was working on a Crossword one Sunday afternoon when he eventually comes to a halt and sigh’s, scratching his head. Turning to a passing Cardinal he asks “Can you think of a four letter word for ‘Woman’ that ends in U-N-T?” “Aunt” says the Cardinal. “Oh Yes!” replies the Pope “Eh! You don’t have a Rubber on you do you ?”
Why does an Elephant have Four Feet ?
He couldn’t do much with Four Inches could he?
Why is a Blow-job like a plate of Lobster Thermidor ?
They’re both very nice but you don’t often get them at home !!
Two nuns driving long when they had to stop at a set of Traffic Lights.
Suddenly a flasher jumps out in front of them and pulls open his coat show,
Showing them his lot. “Quick” sys the older Nun to the other sister, “Show him your cross!!” . So the other Nun winds down the window and shouts “■■■■ off you dirty ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
A man has three daughters who are all getting ready to go out on the Town one night. The Doorbell rings and the lad at the Door says “ Hi! I’m Vance. Is there any chance of taking Nance to the Dance?” The Old Man says “Yes Vance. There’s every chance! Come on in”.
The Door knocks again…” Hello. I’m Joe. I’ve come to take ‘Flo to the Show. Can she go ?” “ Yes Joe, of course she can go — come on in” says the father. The Door raps again “ Hello- My name’s Tucker……” “She’s not going out!!”.
Mildred was still young and attractive and suddenly her husband, a few years older than her, died. A couple of days after, the Undertaker rings and explains that he’s unable to close the Casket lid. “Why ? what’s the problem ?” Mildred enquires. “Well” says the undertaker “ Your husband has this hugh erection, and we can’t get the lid to go down. What would you like us to do?”. Mildred thinks for a moment and then says “ Cut it off and stick it up his Arse — but before you close the Lid can I come round for one last look ?”. This being not too unusual a practice the Undertaker agrees to carry out her instructions and invites Mildred round. Mildred bends over the Coffin and notices a wee tear in her Deceased’s Eye. “See” she says to him “■■■■■■’ well does hurt doesn’t it!!!”.
Have you heard about the new Male birth control pill ?
Take it next day and it changes your blood Type !!
