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UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Dipper_Dave:
This thread has got me thinking whether there could be a market for ones organs, based on your level of fitness, life expectancy, organ condition, habits etc.
An organisation could reserve one of your organs and purchase it before you popped your clogs.

Course the best price could be acheived by an auction.

So one could advertise a body part for sale and get payment upfront.

Would the purchaser have agents follow you to the pub so you didnt abuse "his" new kidneys? Or a minder to make sure you didnt pollute his investment in new lungs, with ciggies? Or if he thought his investment was taking too long to be realized… well…the minders might be under new orders?

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Have told the wife I want my ashes scattered on M25 anti-clock between Jct 2 & 1A. As most of my life seems to involve sitting in the jams there I might as well spend my death there as well :angry: :angry: :cry: :cry:

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Franglais:

Dipper_Dave:
This thread has got me thinking whether there could be a market for ones organs, based on your level of fitness, life expectancy, organ condition, habits etc.
An organisation could reserve one of your organs and purchase it before you popped your clogs.

Course the best price could be acheived by an auction.

So one could advertise a body part for sale and get payment upfront.

Would the purchaser have agents follow you to the pub so you didnt abuse "his" new kidneys? Or a minder to make sure you didnt pollute his investment in new lungs, with ciggies? Or if he thought his investment was taking too long to be realized… well…the minders might be under new orders?

I think the organisation would have to take that risk.
There would be a quality level for organs like what we have today with other products and they could charge a premium for top quality stuff and budget price for dodgy parts.

So say im in the market to sell my ehhh liver and I was teetotal, well I could ask a premium price, negotiation would be based on the risk factor of me suddenly getting a drinking habit which would turn a premium product into a budget organ.

In true risk vs reward fashion the organisation would also purchase cheap organs from say heavy drinkers in the hope a lifestyle change improved the quality of that organ thus increasing the final resale price.

If a family experienced a sudden unexpected loss they could decide if any unreserved organs should go straight on the market or passed on to free donation.

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Dipper_Dave:

Franglais:

Dipper_Dave:
This thread has got me thinking whether there could be a market for ones organs, based on your level of fitness, life expectancy, organ condition, habits etc.
An organisation could reserve one of your organs and purchase it before you popped your clogs.

Course the best price could be acheived by an auction.

So one could advertise a body part for sale and get payment upfront.

Would the purchaser have agents follow you to the pub so you didnt abuse "his" new kidneys? Or a minder to make sure you didnt pollute his investment in new lungs, with ciggies? Or if he thought his investment was taking too long to be realized… well…the minders might be under new orders?

I think the organisation would have to take that risk.
There would be a quality level for organs like what we have today with other products and they could charge a premium for top quality stuff and budget price for dodgy parts.

So say im in the market to sell my ehhh liver and I was teetotal, well I could ask a premium price, negotiation would be based on the risk factor of me suddenly getting a drinking habit which would turn a premium product into a budget organ.

In true risk vs reward fashion the organisation would also purchase cheap organs from say heavy drinkers in the hope a lifestyle change improved the quality of that organ thus increasing the final resale price.

If a family experienced a sudden unexpected loss they could decide if any unreserved organs should go straight on the market or passed on to free donation.

The value of any parts would decrease with the donors age increase, at the same time the recipient would become more desperate. So maybe they`d increase the offer in the hope the extra cash would lead to the purchase of a too fast sports car? Could this be worked up into a game show I wonder?

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One or two on here should start looking into placing a bid on a brain :laughing:

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raymundo:
One or two on here should start looking into placing a bid on a brain :laughing:

Mines on offer. Hardly used. . . . . Im a lorry driver!