Tarting up the wagon!

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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JLS Driver SOS:
I once drove around for a month with a full size test dummy on the passenger seat we had found at Vauxhall in Luton , put a cap on him and a ■■■ hanging out his gob, I actually bonded with him, used to chat to him on the road and say goodnight to him at bedtime, then some b…d nicked him and stuck him in the MD’s office, whilst he was at lunch :open_mouth: is this off thread ?

Dad said when he was doing machinery work they had a few in the yard like a babie in a box and like a mum and dad he said worth quite a bit of money :slight_smile:

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The Pariah:
Ooo, ooo, I can do this entire thread:

“Bloody stupid, show me a builder who tarts up his tools, its a tool to do the job with nothing more!”

“Whats wrong with wanting your place of work to look nice, if he wants to have some pride in it why not?”

“I’d rather drive a ratty old thing and get paid more”

“Why waste your money on tacky bling, you must be getting paid too much!”

“Its people like you who Keep the wages down, doing the bosses job of keeping the motor tidy”

“STOOOOBBBAAAARRRTTTTSSSS!!! oh, wrong thread”

“Think of the children!”

“I bet thats exactly what yes doing, to want to bling up a lorry he is obviously of questionable ■■■■■■ preferances!”

“Dont worry, CSI Trucknet will be along soon to verify if having frilly curtains makes à trucker more likely to be a [zb]”

“Dixon has frilly curtains”

“Case closed then because he works for Stobarts!”

  • 1 Totally Agree.
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JLS Driver SOS:
I once drove around for a month with a full size test dummy on the passenger seat we had found at Vauxhall in Luton , put a cap on him and a ■■■ hanging out his gob, I actually bonded with him, used to chat to him on the road and say goodnight to him at bedtime, then some b…d nicked him and stuck him in the MD’s office, whilst he was at lunch :open_mouth: is this off thread ?

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JLS Driver SOS:
I once drove around for a month with a full size test dummy on the passenger seat we had found at Vauxhall in Luton , put a cap on him and a ■■■ hanging out his gob, I actually bonded with him, used to chat to him on the road and say goodnight to him at bedtime, then some b…d nicked him and stuck him in the MD’s office, whilst he was at lunch :open_mouth: is this off thread ?

At least you`d be able to use those 2+ vehicle lanes … err hang on, there’s enough numpty truck drivers driving solo using the 2+ lane on the M606 already :confused:

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drummerkev:

Constantine:
Kev man,

You got to get some of these horns man, it will fit in with the windscreen-o-cutor too! :wink:

C

Well iv already ordered the grill mounted insect-o-cutor, so my dash has oodles of space left for horns and other such tat!

Cool man I think they look so cool and they do such a good job of what their role is actually intended for too!

C

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Schofield:
What about a LED Volvo logo for the headboard ? It makes it so homely
Ive got a Bovis Homes one above my sofa at home

:laughing: :laughing:

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Fabric of choice and staple gun will take care of back wall.

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Can’t go wrong with a dream catcher either, it is certain that you never have nightmares with one of these above the bunk

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Or sticky back velcro, job’s a good un with the fabric and can change it when you want to easily…or even machine washable! :laughing:

Where did you get your grill mounted insect-o-cutor from in the end, hope you got a good price!

Can’t wait to get my own one!

C

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bazstan009:
Fabric of choice and staple gun will take care of back wall.

Super Space Cab i drove.

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Install one of these…

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Shoud be installed in every car but bags the remote :smiley:

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I have spotted a six foot tall Pink Panther in the passenger srat and makes ne lsugh when i see ut about twice a year and a gardening firm used to have Alan Titchmsrsh cut out cardbosrd life size in passenger seat and the partialy sited old grans would think ut was really him sat in the cab and they got quite excited.