Natural selection by Darwin.
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Quick quick
Tanker on its side so let’s syphon the fuel, you hold the cigarette so I can see what I’m doing 
Police said people were trying to recover fuel from the vehicle
Oh, is that what they’re calling it now?
Pity something like that couldn’t happen to our ‘diesel fairies’ …
d/p ( why no delete option ■■?)
The gas man:
Quick quick
Tanker on its side so let’s syphon the fuel, you hold the cigarette so I can see what I’m doing
Well I suppose it makes a change from where, hold my beer and watch this!'. 