Taking the mickey

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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One of the things I like about this job is the craik. Just about every driver I’ve met has had no problems at all taking the mick out of someone who’s dropped a bollock, and they’ll take it on the chin when they’re on the receiving end.

So come on you old ■■■■■, us young uns are sat down with our hands on our knees, time to tell some stories. What’s your best ■■■■ take tale?

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Once I was driving down a one way street and stopped behind a car that was stationary in front of me…sat there for ages literally about 5 minutes with traffic building up behind me,with me and those behind beeping wondering why the ■■■■ they wasn’t going anywhere then I realised there was no one in the car :smiley:
In my defence they had parked about a foot from the kerb :smiley:

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I once told a tale about me being out of time whilst tipping on a bay, the company said i couldnt stay so i called the police…they arrived and immediately chalked a bay either side of me…and told management i wasnt to be disturbed. :smiley: :smiley:

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xichrisxi:
Once I was driving down a one way street and stopped behind a car that was stationary in front of me…sat there for ages literally about 5 minutes with traffic building up behind me,with me and those behind beeping wondering why the [zb] they wasn’t going anywhere then I realised there was no one in the car :smiley:
In my defence they had parked about a foot from the kerb :smiley:

I’ve done this too :laughing:

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I always get shouted ‘abuse’ from the workshop guys and the ■■■■ taking hasnt subsided much since i reversed a fully freighted tilt through the (closed) workshop doors (oh ffs)… :blush: … :grimacing:

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Went to a lesbian strip show when I was 17, the women pulled me on stage and stripped me naked, covered my bits in baby lotion and stuck a ■■■ up me arris, couldn’t get an erection though and half the fitters from work where there, they took the ■■■■ rotten. In fact still do at work reunions.

Spent the rest of my life trying to make up for it.

Still shudder now when I hear the song ‘private dancer’.

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Dipper_Dave:
Went to a lesbian strip show when I was 17, the women pulled me on stage and stripped me naked, covered my bits in baby lotion and stuck a ■■■ up me arris, couldn’t get an erection though and half the fitters from work where there, they took the ■■■■ rotten. In fact still do at work reunions.

Spent the rest of my life trying to make up for it.

Still shudder now when I hear the song ‘private dancer’.

I think the idea was to make up a story mate, but thanks anyway.