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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/women
Aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8
You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18
You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28
You don’t need to tell her a story
To take her to bed
At 38
She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48
She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
At 58
You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68
If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story
At 78
What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?
According to the
Office for National Statistics
190,374
People are having ■■■ right now
212,130
Are kissing
And one poor ole ■■■■
Is reading emails
You hang in there sunshine!
