After thinking about it for ages i have finally gone and bought a flushing toilet for me truck.
when you are like me the wrong side of 50 you can need to get up in the night 2 maybe 3 times.
I started using a small oasis bottle (wide neck,not bragging) then moved up to a large oasis bottle. then a 5 litre water bottle.
I started putting a small amount of the blue liquid in the bottle that I stole from our motorhome then got to thinking about buying a portaloo.
Anyway, it fits underneath the passenger seat of my volvo FH a treat.
I read about a guy in commercial motor that drives a FH delivering plant in central london at night for the resurfacing gangs who also has one in the same place, taking a pee on the wheel not easy on park lane i suppose.
So, I am not the only one,anyway it makes life a lot easier at 2 in the morning bleary eyed n that.
Go on buy one and stop doing it on a coke bottle and chucking it out the window.
zippo:
After thinking about it for ages i have finally gone and bought a flushing toilet for me truck.
when you are like me the wrong side of 50 you can need to get up in the night 2 maybe 3 times.
I started using a small oasis bottle (wide neck,not bragging) then moved up to a large oasis bottle. then a 5 litre water bottle.
I started putting a small amount of the blue liquid in the bottle that I stole from our motorhome then got to thinking about buying a portaloo.
Anyway, it fits underneath the passenger seat of my volvo FH a treat.
I read about a guy in commercial motor that drives a FH delivering plant in central london at night for the resurfacing gangs who also has one in the same place, taking a pee on the wheel not easy on park lane i suppose.
So, I am not the only one,anyway it makes life a lot easier at 2 in the morning bleary eyed n that.
Go on buy one and stop doing it on a coke bottle and chucking it out the window.
Guy in the photo is obviously as proud of his portaloos as you are!
There was a driver from Malta that fixed a porta poti in his Stralis.In past posts on trucknet.
i usually just crack a gap in the door and see how far i can squirt it 
obviously i make sure no ones walking past at the time 
How big a bottle ?
It’s OK for you lot, you can point and aim, we can’t 
Having said that, you still can’t manage to hit a 2 foot wide toilet without missing
Pat
bloodoodle:
It’s OK for you lot, you can point and aim, we can’tHaving said that, you still can’t manage to hit a 2 foot wide toilet without missing
Pat
There you go Pat!
44 Tonne Ton:
bloodoodle:
It’s OK for you lot, you can point and aim, we can’tHaving said that, you still can’t manage to hit a 2 foot wide toilet without missing
Pat
There you go Pat!
PMSL - Well we can can’t we!!!
zippo:
it fits underneath the passenger seat of my volvo FH a treat.
When your bleary eyed at 2 in the morning for gods sake dont forget to LIFT THE SEAT
Kind of ironic someone called Jimmi commenting on this post
zippo:
it fits underneath the passenger seat of my volvo FH a treat.
Lets hope you never ever roll the truck into a ditch, before you managed to empty the bog…Ewwwwwww
Used to work with a bloke (Animal) who just puled up the gear leaver gator on his f12 during the nite ( and days quite often). He wondered why no-one wud ever load his motor for him at nite. The stench was unreal
44 Tonne Ton:
bloodoodle:
It’s OK for you lot, you can point and aim, we can’tHaving said that, you still can’t manage to hit a 2 foot wide toilet without missing
Pat
There you go Pat!
Heres the Mk2 version of the shewee
m4rky:
Kind of ironic someone called Jimmi commenting on this post
JoeG:
44 Tonne Ton:
bloodoodle:
It’s OK for you lot, you can point and aim, we can’tHaving said that, you still can’t manage to hit a 2 foot wide toilet without missing
Pat
There you go Pat!
Heres the Mk2 version of the shewee
What about the nozzle thing that comes with the 10l cans of Ad Blue, any good? 
Coffeeholic:
JoeG:
44 Tonne Ton:
bloodoodle:
It’s OK for you lot, you can point and aim, we can’tHaving said that, you still can’t manage to hit a 2 foot wide toilet without missing
Pat
There you go Pat!
Heres the Mk2 version of the shewee
What about the nozzle thing that comes with the 10l cans of Ad Blue, any good?
No idea, but looks like a cheaper solution.
Any women fancy testing it out?
2l water bottle and a cheap asda funnel does me 
zippo:
‘…need to get up in the night 2 maybe 3 times…’
What!?
Once is not funny but 2-3 times per night indicates a health compromising problem needing an investigation of the cause and not simply massaging the symptom (definately no pun intended).
Maybe a priority should be to find out what is biologically adrift & not simply to make wakeing, peeing and sleeping again any easier because that is inviting further ill health through continued trashing of rest pattern needs.
Adopting fancy night-time bog arrangements are akin to putting an Elastoplast on a fracture.
The eurethra needs to be worked like any other muscle - to include what should be it’s subconcious ability to hold more than a teaspoon of tiddle. Maybe it’s been inadvertantly pampered, ie, the bladder relieved too often and has consequently gone flabby? I was surprised to learn that this is a very common situation - but is often societally joked about as being normal & acceptable.
Train it to cope with a healthily hydrated body-state or see a Dr. to get the prostate and one’s associated vegetables checked out.
Five quid says I aint wrong.
sign of Diabetes. Visit your Pharmacy for a free Diabetes check !
zippo:
After thinking about it for ages i have finally gone and bought a flushing toilet for me truck.
when you are like me the wrong side of 50 you can need to get up in the night 2 maybe 3 times.
I started using a small oasis bottle (wide neck,not bragging) then moved up to a large oasis bottle. then a 5 litre water bottle.
I started putting a small amount of the blue liquid in the bottle that I stole from our motorhome then got to thinking about buying a portaloo.
Anyway, it fits underneath the passenger seat of my volvo FH a treat.
I read about a guy in commercial motor that drives a FH delivering plant in central london at night for the resurfacing gangs who also has one in the same place, taking a pee on the wheel not easy on park lane i suppose.
So, I am not the only one,anyway it makes life a lot easier at 2 in the morning bleary eyed n that.
Go on buy one and stop doing it on a coke bottle and chucking it out the window.