Takin’ my 45
Eatin’ a nice steak pie
I’m a bit bored and I don’t know why
Oooo, takin’ my 45
Takin’ my 45
I’m a limper by the by
Wearing my hi viz and I don’t know why
Oooo, takin’ my 45
Takin’ my 45
Sat in a small layby
I’ve forgot my Kindle and I don’t know why
Oooo, takin’ my 45…
danthetrucker:
Takin’ my 45
Eatin’ a nice steak pie
I’m a bit bored and I don’t know why
Oooo, takin’ my 45…
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don’t forget to leave some footprints on the windscreen
You ever tried steak pie with bits of sausage in it? Jeez oh food of the gods so it is!
Peot lorry ate.
He’s a poet and he don’t know it !!
danthetrucker:
Takin’ my 45
Eatin’ a nice steak pie
I’m a bit bored and I don’t know why
Oooo, takin’ my 45Takin’ my 45
I’m a limper by the by
Wearing my hi viz and I don’t know why
Oooo, takin’ my 45Takin’ my 45
Sat in a small layby
I’ve forgot my Kindle and I don’t know why
Oooo, takin’ my 45…
Takin’ my rollin 45
Across the a75
My Arse is twitchin’ and I don’t know why
Oooo, takin’ my 45
I quite like a steak and haggis pie.If any of you are up North you can order it at the Crieff visitor centre.
I wasn’t bored until now! 
Takin’ my 45 break.
I’d like to be eating some steak.
Or a nice tasty Eccles cake.
Even raw fish from a lake,
Would persuade me to stay awake.
Zzzz. For the rest of my break!
Takin’ my 45,
Not really, just having a skive.
Already had my 45,
This is break number five. 
Saints alive
A 45
This thread has taken a dive
I’m gonna go now, while I’m still alive.
Takin my 45
Sauage roll and coffee I ask
Paid £6.35
At least ■■■■ Turpin wore a mask
Takin’ my 45
takin an hour
because I can
it doesn’t rhyme
so what I have an hour
Takin my 45
Done four and a half hours drive
Gonna have me a ham sarnie
With some cheese and onion crisps on the side
Takin my 45
In laybys i can’t abide
Being rocked from side to side
Takin my 45
Takin my 45
Escaping from the hive,
Escaping the drone and jive.
For a while there’s no need to strive,
But only for 45.
Taking my forty five
2 hour drive home
Learnt how to write a haiku
Takin my 45
In a layby stinking of p**s
I wished I’d given it a miss
Takin my 45
An agency man on a break
The ■■■■ out of him we do take.
Looks a bit of a gimp
With his permanent limp
Be better off working for Brakes