Takes the biscuit! lol

coming down beverley road in malton the other day and came to the traffic restrictions, as I stopped to allow a police horse box through, presumed he was on his way to the gallops, he drove past me with a mug in his right hand on top of steering wheel and then dunked a biscuit in it with his left hand!! I could,nt believe it the biscuit came out whole, whenever i try it it just crumbles into my mug, must have been a hob nob!!

seriously though i do think it was a bit of a joke when they are giving out fines left right and centre for similar things, but are these drivers actually police officers or civvys?

dle1uk:
seriously though i do think it was a bit of a joke when they are giving out fines left right and centre for similar things, but are these drivers actually police officers or civvys?

Don’t you think this is to many questions for a Friday eve??

Madguy :smiling_imp:

But they only give out fines if your stupid enough to get caught. Digestive.

Deffinatly a Hob Nob, digestive is to big, you have to cut a side off to get it in the mug, that takes two hands at least

Madguy :smiling_imp:

How do ya know it was a biscuit? It could’ve been a Yorkie Bar! :laughing:

Proper ■■■■■■■■ biscuit them 'obnobs.

youtu.be/B0IJpjQbPHw

mucker85:
Proper ■■■■■■■■ biscuit them 'obnobs.

youtu.be/B0IJpjQbPHw

God im tired, just looked at the link quick and thought it said ■■■■■■■ !!

I need a break!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

madguy:

mucker85:
Proper ■■■■■■■■ biscuit them 'obnobs.

youtu.be/B0IJpjQbPHw

God im tired, just looked at the link quick and thought it said ■■■■■■■ !!

I need a break!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

Have a Kit Kat then.

mucker85:

madguy:

mucker85:
Proper ■■■■■■■■ biscuit them 'obnobs.

youtu.be/B0IJpjQbPHw

God im tired, just looked at the link quick and thought it said ■■■■■■■ !!

I need a break!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

Have a Kit Kat then.

Pengiun !!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

madguy:

mucker85:

madguy:

mucker85:
Proper ■■■■■■■■ biscuit them 'obnobs.

youtu.be/B0IJpjQbPHw

God im tired, just looked at the link quick and thought it said ■■■■■■■ !!

I need a break!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

Have a Kit Kat then.

Pengiun !!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

You’re taking the p-p-p

Had a Yorkie today !! What The F@@k is goin on with them??

It was like, weres the rest gone??

Madguy :smiling_imp:

madguy:
Had a Yorkie today !! What The [zb] is goin on with them??

It was like, weres the rest gone??

Madguy :smiling_imp:

I put two @@ in there and it still got [zb] 'd

Madguy :smiling_imp:

them hob nobs are the cage fighters in the biscuit world

they take a dunking and laugh in your face

Custard creams stand up to a good dunking, because there’s 2 biscuits & a cement like substance in between.

I wouldn’t like to put a bet on who would win in a fight !
Hobnobs or Custard Creams ?

Anyway- to put the records straight- the Police can do anything they like, co’s they’ve got Big Truncheons & Tazers.

madguy:
Deffinatly a Hob Nob, digestive is to big, you have to cut a side off to get it in the mug, that takes two hands at least

Madguy :smiling_imp:

And I bet you struggle to get in anywhere tight too! You dip your digestive in the tea and with a reasonably full cuppa the bottom 5mm or so gets dunked. Eat the dunked section then spin the digestive through 90 degrees. The digestive will now pass through the width restriction and proper dunking can commence.

martinviking:
Custard creams stand up to a good dunking, because there’s 2 biscuits & a cement like substance in between.

I wouldn’t like to put a bet on who would win in a fight !
Hobnobs or Custard Creams ?

Hobnob without doubt.

DrivingMissDaisy:

madguy:
Deffinatly a Hob Nob, digestive is to big, you have to cut a side off to get it in the mug, that takes two hands at least

Madguy :smiling_imp:

And I bet you struggle to get in anywhere tight too! You dip your digestive in the tea and with a reasonably full cuppa the bottom 5mm or so gets dunked. Eat the dunked section then spin the digestive through 90 degrees. The digestive will now pass through the width restriction and proper dunking can commence.

Maybe thats the solution to low bridge strikes :bulb: :grimacing:

mucker85:

madguy:

mucker85:

madguy:

mucker85:
Proper ■■■■■■■■ biscuit them 'obnobs.

youtu.be/B0IJpjQbPHw

God im tired, just looked at the link quick and thought it said ■■■■■■■ !!

I need a break!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

Have a Kit Kat then.

Pengiun !!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

You’re taking the p-p-p

Have a Mars bar

DrivingMissDaisy:

madguy:
Deffinatly a Hob Nob, digestive is to big, you have to cut a side off to get it in the mug, that takes two hands at least

Madguy :smiling_imp:

And I bet you struggle to get in anywhere tight too! You dip your digestive in the tea and with a reasonably full cuppa the bottom 5mm or so gets dunked. Eat the dunked section then spin the digestive through 90 degrees. The digestive will now pass through the width restriction and proper dunking can commence.

we’ve ad biggar than that in ere drive

mickyblue:

mucker85:

madguy:

mucker85:

madguy:

mucker85:
Proper ■■■■■■■■ biscuit them 'obnobs.

youtu.be/B0IJpjQbPHw

God im tired, just looked at the link quick and thought it said ■■■■■■■ !!

I need a break!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

Have a Kit Kat then.

Pengiun !!

Madguy :smiling_imp:

You’re taking the p-p-p

Have a Mars bar

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