Bless me TM for I have sinned.
It has been three days since my last digicard download.
I fed my card into the machine too many times, and have thus committed the sin of “gluttony”.
I like putting things into holes - and have thus committed the sin of “■■■■”.
I snarl and whine when I am sent to yards like TkMaxx or Nobbies Didcot or anything involving a pallet hub - and have thus committed the sin of “Wrath”.
I yearn to earn more money that I used to get as a full timer - and have thus committed the sin of “Envy”.
I’ve got a clean licence and two decades experience, and won’t get out of bed for less than £10ph - and have thus committed the sin of “Pride”.
I like to use the bunk during my mealbreaks, and have thus committed the sin of “Sloth”.
If I’m on a top hourly rate, I’ll cram in overtime until the cows come home - and have thus committed the sin of “Greed”.