I was asked to leave my local swimming pool today as the large bulge in my speedos was upsetting some of the other swimmers. I pointed out another guy in similar trunks and asked why he wasnt being asked to leave.The lifeguard replied that he hadnt crapped himself 
Last time you drive my wagon â– â– â– â– â– â– arse
mutley:
Last time you drive my wagon [zb] arse
Told ya mate i sat on your pillow all week and â– â– â– â– â– â–
Could of been worse, you could of breathed on it
mutley:
Could of been worse, you could of breathed on it
Now if I’d still been eating my porridge you’d owe me for getting my keyboard cleaned up…PMSL