A man is sunbathing naked when a little girl appears. He quickly covers his privates and tells her he is hiding a bird.She left and he fell asleep. Later he wakes up in agony in hospital. He had no idea what had happened.Later the little girl comes to visit and says that when he was asleep, she played with the bird, but it spat at her, so she broke it’s neck, burnt the nest and crushed the eggs