Suicidal Pheasants

Ive had the pleasure of a seagul on the A8.Had a full load of passengers on a bus and I was pushing on a little to make up some time. I spotted somthing in the distance in lane1 just sitting there. Getting closer I noticed it was a seagul.

The thing decided to fly away towards me! it managed to get high enough to look me in the eye before it hit. The thing just exploded over the windscreen, I had to pull into the depot on the way into Glasgow to get a bucket of water to toss over the window, and a new windscreen wiper!

I think I made some of the passengers VERY ill! even with a bucket of water poured over the window there was blood all over the front of the bus. Just as well it was painted red anyway!

Deer make a very satisfying “thump”…both of them… :blush: :blush: :blush: