Whenever I see something for sale along the roadside I always eagerly look to see how much it is, and then consider if it is a good buy or not. Stupid really I’m not in the market for another car, and have no interest in buying other people’s crap from outside their house but I can’t help looking. Is it just me?
Nah, but what makes me laugh is when there’s a car at the side of the road with a git long list of optional extra’s, service history blah blah blah.
How about a PRICE and PHONE NUMBER, in nice big letters, and nowt else?
We can see it’s an M reg blue Mondeo with a sunroof and Alba tape player ffs.
Was looking at a car once on the road side that i might have been half intrested in buying, it had all the infomation you could ever want on it but no phone nubmer 
I always wonderd how long it took the owner to work out why his car wasnt selling 
I bought 1/2 dozen duck eggs for a quid the other day, very tasty they were too 
Ducks eggs are much tastier than dogs eggs.
im looking for a lamp post if anyone sees one for sale 
keep me informed 
bowser:
im looking for a lamp post if anyone sees one for salekeep me informed
The guy that I just bought some kerb stones and Tarmac from has said he might have one,
Silverback
3 Feathers Haulage
bowser:
im looking for a lamp post if anyone sees one for salekeep me informed
I might be able to help you out there if you can find me a bench.
jessicas dad:
bowser:
im looking for a lamp post if anyone sees one for salekeep me informed
I might be able to help you out there if you can find me a bench.
This thread is like something from Smileys People.
The skiving is better here than at St Moritz… 
3 Feathers Haulage:
bowser:
im looking for a lamp post if anyone sees one for salekeep me informed
The guy that I just bought some kerb stones and Tarmac from has said he might have one,
Silverback
3 Feathers Haulage
Lol
On a serious note.Stuff by the roadside for sale causes distraction which is a likely cause for rubber necking drivers to have an accident 
toowise:
I bought 1/2 dozen duck eggs for a quid the other day, very tasty they were too
Where was that? The duck eggs I brought were £1.40!
Not a for sale sign but has anyone seen the religious sign on the A40 near Oxford (Wolvercote Viaduct)? Everytime the message is torn off or has an advert for “DJ Leroy and MC Chavs’ drum n base nite” stuck over it, some loon goes out and sticks a new God bothering one over the top.
On the subject of sale notices however, someone stuck a notice on a lampost in Witney that said “Tammy sux Cox for free…”
NathanB:
On the subject of sale notices however, someone stuck a notice on a lampost in Witney that said “Tammy sux Cox for free…”
Anyone got Tammy number
Dave the Renegade:
On a serious note.Stuff by the roadside for sale causes distraction which is a likely cause for rubber necking drivers to have an accident
I agree dave, the things for sale at the roadside in Italy always used to get me rubbernecking, but why did those girls always have a bonfire going 
roadhog69:
toowise:
I bought 1/2 dozen duck eggs for a quid the other day, very tasty they were tooWhere was that? The duck eggs I brought were £1.40!
Well actually they should have been £1.40 but I only had a quid and no-one was watching Thats why its called an “Honesty Box”
Not quite stuff for sale but I know a guy who can’t drive past a skip without stopping for a rummage.