Ended up on a night out in there last week, sat minding me own business when I heard a knock on my door. Some bloke muttered something and handed me a piece of paper. Turns out his mrs was offering a few hours company, but no ■■■ only oral or a ■■■■■■■■. …£40 she was charging…bleeding robbery…
Surely that would’ve been covered in the parking charge? 
I would also have asked for a receipt to claim as expenses.
Ken.
I did ask the office if I could claim for it…how they laughed.
Did she accept the Snap account or fuel card?Maybe she had false teeth?Or a crack ■■■■■?
Or a distraction while some bloke is robbing the fuel or load.Sounds like a scam to me.
A few hours for oral!!!
Your missus must love you!!
Oh and if you don’t want to pay that amount park by tescos in Doncaster a chubby blond girl will knock your door,usually with a can of cider in her hand and will chew you off for a tin of beans.You can get them in aldi’s for about 10p so I’m told.
Bargain!!!
Thetaff2:
A few hours for oral!!!Your missus must love you!!
Oh and if you don’t want to pay that amount park by tescos in Doncaster a chubby blond girl will knock your door,usually with a can of cider in her hand and will chew you off for a tin of beans.You can get them in aldi’s for about 10p so I’m told.
Bargain!!!
yeah
i usually pay 38p a tin
Thetaff2:
A few hours for oral!!!Your missus must love you!!
Oh and if you don’t want to pay that amount park by tescos in Doncaster a chubby blond girl will knock your door,usually with a can of cider in her hand and will chew you off for a tin of beans.You can get them in aldi’s for about 10p, so, she’s sucked on my plums quite a few times.
Bargain!!!
FTFY 
