Is this some kind of coded allusion to “alternative” ■■■■■■ preferences■■?
Do you ever have to ask for help to get your back doors open?
I think I may be becoming more easily confused by life in general.
“Just noticed OPs name is Jack Knife, therein lies the problem.”
@jack-knife, Why didn’t yer put this rubbish in Bully’s Bar’ from the get go 
Yer plank 
peirre:
mickyblue:
wee on the back wheelswon`t that wash the chalk marks off …
At least your then able to drive off. You know how strong that stuff is, it prevents trucks from driving off.
