Just placed some strong citrus disinfectant solution into a yoghurt pot and left it on the manhole cover close to where the mangey buggers are ■■■■■■■■. Apparently they detest the
smell of it.
Brother has a sprinkler connected to a motion sensor, postman had a learning curve
Lusk:
toby1234abc:
Get the Taleban in.They will skin it and boil it in a pot for dinner.Pussey boilers.
Muckaway, “a saucer of antifreeze” is not even vaguely amusing. Having seen one of my cats die this way in fear and agony, along with at least another half dozen cats in our road at the same time because of some ■■■■■■■■, I would urge you to choose you words more wisely.
Lion ■■■■ is also now considered ‘toxic waste’ and can’t be used to deter cats.
oldhippyandy:
Muckaway, “a saucer of antifreeze” is not even vaguely amusing. Having seen one of my cats die this way in fear and agony, along with at least another half dozen cats in our road at the same time because of some [zb], I would urge you to choose you words more wisely.Lion [zb] is also now considered ‘toxic waste’ and can’t be used to deter cats.
And I’m ■■■■■■ off because I have to check for cat ■■■■ before I let my son play in the garden, or keep an eye on the garden when our rabbit’s out incase he gets attacked.
Still Tiddles has the right to roam, is it legal to throw the crap into the owners’ garden?
At least when one gets run over you dont have to stop.
Semtex usually works, makes a bit of a mess but the birds will clean it up.
TNT will scatter the cats about a mile high up in the sky.
For the last resort a call to the boat house at Hereford for a mission.
The lads will be up for some target practice and training in IED’s.
oldhippyandy:
Lion [zb] is also now considered ‘toxic waste’ and can’t be used to deter cats.
What about using it as fertiliser?
Muckaway:
oldhippyandy:
Muckaway, “a saucer of antifreeze” is not even vaguely amusing. Having seen one of my cats die this way in fear and agony, along with at least another half dozen cats in our road at the same time because of some [zb], I would urge you to choose you words more wisely.Lion [zb] is also now considered ‘toxic waste’ and can’t be used to deter cats.
And I’m ■■■■■■ off because I have to check for cat [zb] before I let my son play in the garden, or keep an eye on the garden when our rabbit’s out incase he gets attacked.
Still Tiddles has the right to roam, is it legal to throw the crap into the owners’ garden?
At least when one gets run over you dont have to stop.
sorry oldhippyandy, i’m with Muckaway on this one
i don’t have any pets, as both myself and my wife are out at work all day, and it would not be fair to the animal
quite a number of the neighbours have cats, and they all manage to get in my garden and ■■■■ all over the place, they even get in my garage through a gap under the door, and defecate in there too!!!
i wasn’t aware of the agony that antifreeze would cause cats, i may have to try that
failing that, it WILL be the air rifle approach 
Maybe the way to stop cats from coming into your garden is get one of your own, it’s all about territory. Also lion ■■■■ has to be disposed of safely like all toxic waste (i.e. some of the bull ■■■■ wafting about)
I’ll leave the final comment to the oldest (16) of my three rescue cats…take it away Miss Jones.
oldhippyandy:
Maybe the way to stop cats from coming into your garden is get one of your own, it’s all about territory. Also lion [zb] has to be disposed of safely like all toxic waste (i.e. some of the bull [zb] wafting about)I’ll leave the final comment to the oldest (16) of my three rescue cats…take it away Miss Jones.
did you actually read what i had written?
obviously not 
we do not have pets because both myself and my wife are out at work all day, and it is unfair on the animal to keep it locked up all the time
so, instead, i have to put up with other peoples cats s hitting all over our property?
not for much longer!!!
I’m bored of this.
oldhippyandy:
I’m bored of this.
And I’m bored of launching cat turds into the cats’ home territory. I don’t want a cat I also don’t want my garden becoming a feline toilet/health hazard. Sorry to offend anyone but my familys’ health comes before any moggy.
We have a cat problem in this village. A environmental officer paid a visit to various houses, and spoke to several residents including myself. He said that there is no bylaw etc regarding cats,there are for dogs. The only thing he could do, was call in the RSPCA to see if the cats were healthy.
What a crappy thread.
That mega cat scarer thing worked for us, Tried a few things but they did not work. The batteries are flat in it now but touch wood the cat has stayed away .
danny_mk2:
That mega cat scarer thing worked for us,
Costs a fortune in Pedigree Chum though.
