dessy:
You now must show photographic evidence of this Neil! Otherwise it may be just a drivers “Tall tale”!
Sorry, I’m firmly with the honourable member from Salop on this. No pictures.
andy187:
Coffeeholic:
Muckaway:
I had a crap this morning at 6amOff topic.
Unless it was in Leatherhead?
use this too find out
This is the coolest thing EVER!!! Look at it go! Wheeeeee!
Coffeeholic:
dessy:
You now must show photographic evidence of this Neil! Otherwise it may be just a drivers “Tall tale”!Sorry, I’m firmly with the honourable member from Salop on this. No pictures.
I just meant publicly…I mean,if Dessy want’s some and you want to send some to his email feel free.
I never want it said that I stood in the way of love.
Coffeeholic:
peewee:
Fergi:
black mondeo parked on my drive.
Here we go again, start of another racist thread.
im not racist i got a green mondeo and a silver vectra and a blue 106
Yet you still mentioned their colour. Carist in my opinion, you should be ashamed of your self.
im never ashamed 
skids:
I’ve just had a cheese and ham sandwich whilst reading this. It was nice. Then I had a pork pie…with a dollop of pickle on top. Yaaawn!
That is discrimination, some religious groups cannot eat that kind of food!
Wheel Nut:
skids:
I’ve just had a cheese and ham sandwich whilst reading this. It was nice. Then I had a pork pie…with a dollop of pickle on top. Yaaawn!That is discrimination, some religious groups cannot eat that kind of food!
You’re referring to vegetarians?
Wheel Nut:
skids:
I’ve just had a cheese and ham sandwich whilst reading this. It was nice. Then I had a pork pie…with a dollop of pickle on top. Yaaawn!That is discrimination, some religious groups cannot eat that kind of food!
What if they were really really hungry?
I don’t mean just peckish but really hungry…you know;the sort of hunger that a gallon of beer brings on?
dessy:
@the OP! And why wouldn’t a Stobbies be parked up in Leatherhead? It is a VOSA Checkpoint!! You didn’t think Stobarts were exempt from checkpoints did you?
There ya go, assuming he’s parked up at the checkpoint.
May just be parked up for a 45. 
Stobart should be inserted into the anals of the word censor. And I did check the spelling for Anals 
The type of hunger referred to earlier is easily solved by pork kebabs, that is why they were invented…
dessy:
@the OP! And why wouldn’t a Stobbies be parked up in Leatherhead? It is a VOSA Checkpoint!! You didn’t think Stobarts were exempt from checkpoints did you?
VOSA can’'t touch them if the driver chalks around their own truck with bright red chalk.
altitude:
oldsid:
jessicas dad:
black mondeo parked on my drive.What bad luck
I’d move if I had one parked in the same road, let alone my drive.
It’s ok parking a mondeo in your drive if you also have someone else’s scania parked up the street…
That way, by the time everyone else reaches my drive they’ve run out of bricks to throw at mine!
Winseer:
altitude:
oldsid:
jessicas dad:
black mondeo parked on my drive.What bad luck
I’d move if I had one parked in the same road, let alone my drive.
It’s ok parking a mondeo in your drive if you also have someone else’s scania parked up the street…
That way, by the time everyone else reaches my drive they’ve run out of bricks to throw at mine!
Brilliant
Winseer:
altitude:
oldsid:
jessicas dad:
black mondeo parked on my drive.What bad luck
I’d move if I had one parked in the same road, let alone my drive.
It’s ok parking a mondeo in your drive if you also have someone else’s scania parked up the street…
That way, by the time everyone else reaches my drive they’ve run out of bricks to throw at mine!
You English folk are so posh having a “drive”.
ShropsBri:
Wheel Nut:
skids:
I’ve just had a cheese and ham sandwich whilst reading this. It was nice. Then I had a pork pie…with a dollop of pickle on top. Yaaawn!That is discrimination, some religious groups cannot eat that kind of food!
What if they were really really hungry?
I don’t mean just peckish but really hungry…you know;the sort of hunger that a gallon of beer brings on?
not possible when you’ve got these , absolute life savers and easily cooked whilst on the move, after all its why they invented auto gearboxes you can drive with one hand and cook with the other … steady now … 
Oh, I didn’t know Leatherhead was a Vosa check point. Elevates the post slightly I suppose.
Where this thread goes, nobody knows!
skids:
Where this thread goes, nobody knows!
Well, my mrs has done gammon steak for dinner and she’s wearing quite a low top…
Muckaway:
skids:
Where this thread goes, nobody knows!Well, my mrs has done gammon steak for dinner and she’s wearing quite a low top…
Smoked or unsmoked?
Muckaway:
skids:
Where this thread goes, nobody knows!Well, my mrs has done gammon steak for dinner and she’s wearing quite a low top…
Pics please 
did you place some chalk around the wheels to make sure it hasn’t moved?